Don’t be Daft

21 09 2010

I discovered a web site called Ask Jeeves. Here you can find out anything you need to know – almost. According to www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11368424 there are 10 popular questions people ask this web site known as JEEVES’ UNANSWERABLES. I’m not sure why folk would ask a faceless website some of the most important questions pertaining to mankind.

Anyway, whether Jeeves can answer them or not, I can:

1. What is the meaning of life?
To worship God, glorify him and live with him forever.

2. Is there a God?
Yes

3. Do blondes have more fun?
Buy a wig and find out

4. What is the best diet?
Don’t overeat

5. Is there anybody out there?
Depends where you’re sitting at the time

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
Jesus

7. What is love?
The giving of yourself to another

8. What is the secret to happiness?
Don’t pursue it as an end in itself

9. Did Tony Soprano die?
If he hasn’t yet, he will soon

10. How long will I live?
Until you stop breathing

Simple.

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